Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Greeting Card | Anniversary (for him) – Landella
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Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Greeting Card | Anniversary (for him)
Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Greeting Card | Anniversary (for him)
$4.50

Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous Greeting Card | Anniversary (for him)

This funny, naughty anniversary card (for him) is a humorous way to say "I love you". Sexy humor and a modern design makes this mature greeting card for your man, boyfriend, or husband.  

· FRONT: 1. I’ll spray perfume down there so it’s nice for you. / 2. I’ll make you a sandwich after. / 3. I won’t make you engage in any foreplay. / 4. I already know how big it is. / 5. It’s better than doing it alone. / 6. I won’t say anything about your excess body hair. / 7. When I scream you’ll feel like a man. / 8. You don’t need to buy me dinner beforehand. / 9. It’ll only take a few minutes. / 10. You can just lay there if you want.

· Size · 4.25" x 5.5" (11 x 14 cm)
· Quality · Pro printed on 100# satin stock
· Stylish · Kraft A2 recycled envelope
· Secure · Cello sleeve + rigid mailer